40 Ways of Pissing off a Hardcore Straight-Edge kid.

1. Call him a burn-out.
2. Ask him for a Cigarette.
3. Tell him your Lil' 6 year old Brother is Straight-Edge
4. Refer to Straight-Edge as just another Gang.
5. If he asks you if you know anything about straight-edge tell him "yeah, I saw it on National Geographic!"
6. When he mentions a Crew like FSU/DMS, just tell him that you know all about it 'cause one of your relatives goes to that school.
7. When he/she says " yeah d00d, I'll call you right back" actually expect him/her to call back.
8. ask him if he knows about any "Br00tal" hardcore bands like Bring Me The Horizon or I Set My Friends On Fire. ( LMFAO!!!! xD!!!)
9. tell him you really like Joke Hardcore bands like cockpunch!, ISHC and Bishop. (ouch!)
X. Compare Straight-Edge to Christianity.
11. Straight-Edge? Fucking emo kids.
12. Offer Him/Her a Beer.
13. Ask them if they want to buy some weed, coke or Meth.
14. Call him "Gay" or a "Fag" cause he doesn't want to bang every girl he sees.
15. Call Him Scene.
16. Call Him by his myspace name or make one up for him.
17. Call him Manny.
18. Tell them Straight-edge is just a label, why not just be sober.
19. refer to them ask a "walking billboard"
20. ask them if they worship the devil, with their devil music.
21. Push mosh at shows.
22. tell them you can "pit" then, swing your arms in the most moronic way possible.
23. Then call yourself "br00tal"
x24x. ask them "Why are you so obsessed with porn?" ( xXx)
25. be high or drunk around them.
26. Tell them that when they get older or grow up they're going to Break edge and regret being sober, that "they could've had so much fun"
27. trash talk? is that the Hippie band that loves peace?
28. tell them you love to smoke while you listen to Minor Threat.
29. ask them what's minor threat then, compare them to the ramones.
XXX. Punk? like green day? (lmao!)
31. ask them "if you don't drink or smoke then, What the fuck do you do for fun?"
32. whatever their answer was ask them " what's so fun about that?"
33. tell them they have a really boring life.
34. talk about weed 24/7
35. refer to any music they listen to as "ROCK"
36. ask them if they're a "ROCKER"
37. talk to them about Linkin' Park or The Jonas Brothers.
38. Blow smoke at their face, never excuse yourself for it.
39. ask them if they beat people up for smoking or drinking.
40. write a list with 40 ways to piss them off because they can't take a fucking joke!